There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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