that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
