had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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