your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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