u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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