at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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