So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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