I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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