He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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