yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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