Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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