You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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