I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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