i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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