Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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