we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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