I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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