Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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