Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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