In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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