i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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