so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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