Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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