Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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