I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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