sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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