Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
barbara walters just said penis...
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I came so hard my ears popped.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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