i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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