none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Randomize
