I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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