i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
