haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
