covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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