She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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