are you still at the devil's house?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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