I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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