your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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