She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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