The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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