Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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