talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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