Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
