remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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