seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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