Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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