your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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