I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Ladies don't puke and tell
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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