it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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