no. you can't hotbox the world.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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