How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I need moral support for this bender
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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